As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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