Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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