i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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