ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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