Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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