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(248): View more from Michigan

***** fucked a guy with one hand last night

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(303): View more from Colorado

Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished

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(514): View more from Quebec

It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.

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(912): View more from Georgia

He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.

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(587): View more from Alberta

Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap

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(703): View more from Virginia

Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.

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(661): View more from California

My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.

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