You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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