no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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