the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
