There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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