Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
When are your genitals available?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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