Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I want a musical about memes.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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