Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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