normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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