i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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