Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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