literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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