Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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