She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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