I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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