Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Randomize
