Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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