Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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