the day after is always just damage control
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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