My balls are so social today.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Randomize
