ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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