And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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