i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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