No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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