She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
3pm strippers are depressing
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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