its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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