i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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