I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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