His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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