Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.