I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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Have fun and good luck.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!