doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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