it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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