Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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