And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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