How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
