Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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