Christians are straight up FREAKS
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
its not stalking. its research.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
