I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
