I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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