i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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