I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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