i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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