my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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