your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
