Me too!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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