is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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