Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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