We won't sleep together?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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