It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker