oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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