ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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