Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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