the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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