So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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