i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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