Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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